That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time. When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That's what the trees are all about. Alan King
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  1. We shouldn't teach great books we should teach a love of reading. Knowing the contents of a few works of literature is a trivial achievement. Being inclined to go on reading is a great achievement. - B.F. Skinner

  2. One of the greatest gifts from God is the eternal perspective. It is a level of fearlessness, a level of understanding where one can experience even emotional harmony with God. - Criss Jami

  3. Great is God. - Lailah Gifty Akita

  4. Ah, what an awe great God! - Lailah Gifty Akita

  5. Great is the love of God. - Lailah Gifty Akita

More Quotes By Alan King
  1. If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

  2. We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.

  3. If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

  4. And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

  5. There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.'

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